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Originally posted by TazMaNand they'll remember you and miss you when you're dead.
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Have children. Lots of them.
They'll be important to you while you're alive and they'll remember you and miss you when you're dead.
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Originally posted by SallyAnneWhat do you sell like Clippy?
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Originally posted by freakydancerDrink, smoke, shag, take any drugs you want to if you enjoy them, listen to cool music, stay out late, go to loads of parties, don't worry about work, support a tulip football team, dance like a lunatic and be nice to your mum and sisters.
When your time is up, at least you can say you had a good time.
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Originally posted by ClippyNope, online venture - it's the future of retailing, dontcha know (apparently).
What do you sell like Clippy?
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Originally posted by andywhat plan B ? Opening a Ann Summers franchise ?
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Originally posted by ClippyAhem, I can help you here (Plan B).
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Originally posted by MaxamusSA
I think you shoudl get yourself down to the sex shop and get some stimulating toys. If that doesnt work then ring me
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Have you got room for a flotation tank? what are the running costs.
Soma
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Originally posted by freakydancerExactly - he was a washed up shell of his former self because he wanted more.
Because it looks like he's eaten Grange Hill, PlaySchool, and Degrassi Junior High since...
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Originally posted by Euro-commuterThat stuff that's hassling you:
1. how important will it seem to anybody after you really are dead?
2. So how important is it really, now?
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI'm feeling really hassled by loads of things at the minute...and it struck me before that the only time I'm truly at peace with myself at the minute is when I'm lying down in total quiet not being bothered by anyone....basically, simulating death!
What's that about eh?
It's a funny old world...
1. how important will it seem to anybody after you really are dead?
2. So how important is it really, now?
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Originally posted by ChugnutHe turned into a tub of lard?
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Originally posted by freakydancerTo any impressionable minds on here.
Just Say No.
Look what happened to Zammo.
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