Office etiquette

[hyperD]

u) Point at the ceiling and say "What's that?!?!?" and then rabbit punch them.

hyperD in "fantasist Steven Seagal" mode

[Maxamus]

x) as you walk past them say "areet" in a cocky and gangsta accent
y) say nothing but show them the "V" sign
z) pull your leg out so that they trip ova it

[andy]

v) stare at the breasts and say 'very nice'

[Swiss Tony]

u) Pretend to trip and fall over as you pass by. Hop straight back up, look em in the eye and say "the rabbits are everywhere" and bunny hop away

[FiveTimes]

v) stare at the breasts and say 'very nice'

w) After the very nice comment, turn around and admire the arse, additional nod in approval and comment is optional...

[SallyAnne]

and then rabbit punch them.

Dont say "rabbit punch" Hyper...it'll lead to someone saying "donkey punch", then someone will ask what that means, then someone will explain, then someone will get banned again!

I think it's safer if we dont mention punches of any kind.

[Chugnut]

Dont say "rabbit punch" Hyper...it'll lead to someone saying "donkey punch", then someone will ask what that means, then someone will explain, then someone will get banned again!

I think it's safer if we dont mention punches of any kind.

Not even fruit punch? It's nearly summer after all.

[hyperD]

Dont say "rabbit punch" Hyper...it'll lead to someone saying "donkey punch", then someone will ask what that means, then someone will explain, then someone will get banned again!

I think it's safer if we dont mention punches of any kind.

Good thinking Batwoman...

[Bagpuss]

f) Lick your lips suggestively.
g) Lick their lips suggestively.
h) If going to the toilet, run past them at top speed yelling "step aside friend, I've got one in the departure lounge that can't wait!".
i) Wink, and say "who's looking at you kid?" in a Bogart stylee.
j) Take broad steps whilst fixing them with a piercing stare and grinning inanely. (Google image Freewheeling Franklin for guidance).
k) Do nothing, but slap them on the @rse as you pass by. Don't acknowledge this and continue walking.

That's all I can think of at the moment. I've tested them all this morning and they've made me incredibly popular, rich, and successful.

Good luck.

HTH

The etiquette depends if the office is norf or sarf

In the Norf..

Say hello and have a ten minute amusing conversation about nothing

in the sarf do either/all of the following;

1/ look at the floor
2/ scowl
3/ mutter something inaudible under your breath

If you speak they will only be confused

[freakydancer]

I prefer "howdy".

Unless she is hot then I prefer "erm...mumble.....crash...burn"

Is that before or after you ask for your tea with 12 sugars in the local drivers cafe?

You're fooling no one sunshine.

Now get back on the road - those tins of spaghetti hoops ain't gonna deliver themselves you know.