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Originally posted by freakydancer
The thought of a bunch of dwarves tossing themselves off in public probably would make me want to complain as well.Comment
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Originally posted by KyajaeThe thought of a bunch of dwarves tossing themselves off in public probably would make me want to complain as well.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Coun Pat Karney, Manchester Council's city centre spokesman, welcomed the decision to call off tomorrow's event.
"I am delighted that common sense has broken out," he said. "This would have been a new low for Manchester. What next? Burning witches in Albert Square or sending kids up chimneys?
Also, they've spelt cunt wrong.Comment
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Originally posted by King CnvtWhat about midgets? Can we toss them off?Call the copsComment
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Originally posted by freakydancerWhat's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?
Otherwise, dwarfism is a genetic abnormality and they have limbs out of proportion to a normal person's. Midgets lack a growth hormone (and are nowadays treated with growth hormone so you don't tend to see them anymore.Comment
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Originally posted by freakydancerWhat's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?Comment
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