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  • Cooperinliverp00l
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    It must be offical as it looks like H & S have been there and made sure the little guys wear helmets and all protective clothing

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by Clippy
    that was the joke I was angling towards - no one seemed to wanna play though.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?
    Answer here.

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  • swissmike
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    Max and Paddy

    What's a dwarf?

    It's a kind of midget

    Wasn't that a Queen song?

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    And lepricorns
    And gnomes

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    what about pixies?
    And lepricorns

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by Old Greg
    Is this a joke?
    Otherwise, dwarfism is a genetic abnormality and they have limbs out of proportion to a normal person's. Midgets lack a growth hormone (and are nowadays treated with growth hormone so you don't tend to see them anymore.
    what about pixies?

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?
    A midget is a kind of submarine (Ithink)

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?
    Is this a joke?
    Otherwise, dwarfism is a genetic abnormality and they have limbs out of proportion to a normal person's. Midgets lack a growth hormone (and are nowadays treated with growth hormone so you don't tend to see them anymore.

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  • King Cnvt
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    about 9 inches.

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by King Cnvt
    What about midgets? Can we toss them off?
    What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

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  • King Cnvt
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    What about midgets? Can we toss them off?

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  • wendigo100
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    Coun Pat Karney, Manchester Council's city centre spokesman, welcomed the decision to call off tomorrow's event.

    "I am delighted that common sense has broken out," he said. "This would have been a new low for Manchester. What next? Burning witches in Albert Square or sending kids up chimneys?
    Obviously you can go snatching small people off the street and start lobbing them about, but what this guy conveniently overlooks is that the dwarves are willing participants in the fun.

    Also, they've spelt cunt wrong.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    The thought of a bunch of dwarves tossing themselves off in public probably would make me want to complain as well.
    No no you've got it wrong it's normal people tossing the dwarves off... I think they get the better deal.

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by freakydancer

    The thought of a bunch of dwarves tossing themselves off in public probably would make me want to complain as well.

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