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It must be offical as it looks like H & S have been there and made sure the little guys wear helmets and all protective clothing
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that was the joke I was angling towards - no one seemed to wanna play though.Originally posted by Clippy
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Answer here.Originally posted by freakydancerWhat's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?
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Max and Paddy
What's a dwarf?
It's a kind of midget
Wasn't that a Queen song?
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what about pixies?Originally posted by Old GregIs this a joke?
Otherwise, dwarfism is a genetic abnormality and they have limbs out of proportion to a normal person's. Midgets lack a growth hormone (and are nowadays treated with growth hormone so you don't tend to see them anymore.
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A midget is a kind of submarine (Ithink)Originally posted by freakydancerWhat's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?
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Is this a joke?Originally posted by freakydancerWhat's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?
Otherwise, dwarfism is a genetic abnormality and they have limbs out of proportion to a normal person's. Midgets lack a growth hormone (and are nowadays treated with growth hormone so you don't tend to see them anymore.
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What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?Originally posted by King CnvtWhat about midgets? Can we toss them off?
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Obviously you can go snatching small people off the street and start lobbing them about, but what this guy conveniently overlooks is that the dwarves are willing participants in the fun.Coun Pat Karney, Manchester Council's city centre spokesman, welcomed the decision to call off tomorrow's event.
"I am delighted that common sense has broken out," he said. "This would have been a new low for Manchester. What next? Burning witches in Albert Square or sending kids up chimneys?
Also, they've spelt cunt wrong.
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No no you've got it wrong it's normal people tossing the dwarves off... I think they get the better deal.Originally posted by KyajaeThe thought of a bunch of dwarves tossing themselves off in public probably would make me want to complain as well.
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Originally posted by freakydancer
The thought of a bunch of dwarves tossing themselves off in public probably would make me want to complain as well.
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