Many years ago a friend of mine decided to wind up a female colleague by singing "I know a song that'll really get on your nerves" just audibly, for about 5 minutes, over and over, until she finally snapped and blurted out "well tell us it, then!"
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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Originally posted by wobbegongMany years ago a friend of mine decided to wind up a female colleague by singing "I know a song that'll really get on your nerves" just audibly, for about 5 minutes, over and over, until she finally snapped and blurted out "well tell us it, then!"Comment
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Originally posted by TazMaNHe could have been done for sexual harassment, seeing as this was a boy on girl crime.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostThe original bearded lady?Comment
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Originally posted by swissmikeIt will be today tomorrow tooComment
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Originally posted by wobbegongNo, just loud, and generally foul.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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For all of you who patiently waited on how to find out how to keep an idiot in suspense, here's the answer.
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