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King Cnvt replied

6 June 2007, 13:46
For all of you who patiently waited on how to find out how to keep an idiot in suspense, here's the answer.

http://undercons.misk.com/

HTH
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hyperD replied

6 June 2007, 13:14
Originally posted by wobbegong

No, just loud, and generally foul.

Mmmm, I like chicken.
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ChimpMaster replied

6 June 2007, 13:06
Is it tomorrow yet?
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wobbegong replied

6 June 2007, 12:10
Originally posted by swissmike

It will be today tomorrow too

But today will be yesterday.
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swissmike replied

6 June 2007, 11:35
Originally posted by andy

He said tomorrow
Its today

It will be today tomorrow too
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wobbegong replied

6 June 2007, 10:20
Originally posted by zeitghost

The original bearded lady?

No, just loud, and generally foul.
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Old Greg replied

6 June 2007, 10:13
Ah - now I think I get the original joke. Not telling the rest of you, though.
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wobbegong replied

6 June 2007, 09:58
Originally posted by TazMaN

He could have been done for sexual harassment, seeing as this was a boy on girl crime.

There isn't a court in the land that would buy that one, once they saw her!
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ChimpMaster replied

6 June 2007, 09:53
Originally posted by wobbegong

Many years ago a friend of mine decided to wind up a female colleague by singing "I know a song that'll really get on your nerves" just audibly, for about 5 minutes, over and over, until she finally snapped and blurted out "well tell us it, then!"

He could have been done for sexual harassment, seeing as this was a boy on girl crime.
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wobbegong replied

6 June 2007, 09:38
Many years ago a friend of mine decided to wind up a female colleague by singing "I know a song that'll really get on your nerves" just audibly, for about 5 minutes, over and over, until she finally snapped and blurted out "well tell us it, then!"
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andy replied

6 June 2007, 08:32
Originally posted by TazMaN

OK so tell us now.

He said tomorrow
Its today
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ChimpMaster replied

6 June 2007, 08:24
Originally posted by King Cnvt

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Stay tuned.

OK so tell us now.
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SallyAnne replied

5 June 2007, 13:30
Originally posted by King Cnvt

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Stay tuned.

Well? WELL? TELL US!!!!!
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SallyAnne replied

5 June 2007, 13:29
Originally posted by Kyajae

I once made SallyAnne laugh on a monday. I told her a joke on the previous Thursday.

<waiting for slap from SallyAnne>

as requested, you dirty spank lover
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Old Greg replied

5 June 2007, 13:28
Originally posted by TheRightStuff

I don't get it

Yeah - tell us now.
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