How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

[wobbegong]

Many years ago a friend of mine decided to wind up a female colleague by singing "I know a song that'll really get on your nerves" just audibly, for about 5 minutes, over and over, until she finally snapped and blurted out "well tell us it, then!"

[ChimpMaster]

Many years ago a friend of mine decided to wind up a female colleague by singing "I know a song that'll really get on your nerves" just audibly, for about 5 minutes, over and over, until she finally snapped and blurted out "well tell us it, then!"

He could have been done for sexual harassment, seeing as this was a boy on girl crime.

[wobbegong]

He could have been done for sexual harassment, seeing as this was a boy on girl crime.

There isn't a court in the land that would buy that one, once they saw her!

[Old Greg]

Ah - now I think I get the original joke. Not telling the rest of you, though.

[wobbegong]

The original bearded lady?

No, just loud, and generally foul.

[swissmike]

He said tomorrow
Its today

It will be today tomorrow too

[wobbegong]

It will be today tomorrow too

But today will be yesterday.

[ChimpMaster]

Is it tomorrow yet?

[hyperD]

No, just loud, and generally foul.

Mmmm, I like chicken.

[King Cnvt]

For all of you who patiently waited on how to find out how to keep an idiot in suspense, here's the answer.

http://undercons.misk.com/

HTH