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I guess the alternative is to buy aircraft with more powerful enginesOriginally posted by TazMaN -
Too right, long flights are boring enough so the least the airline can do is provide something nice to look at.
I was on a Ryanair flight last week where the cabin crew sniggered and smirked all through the safety brief... not very professional if you ask me.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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They were only smirking cos they knew the lifejackets had been stripped out and sold off to save money.Originally posted by gingerjediToo right, long flights are boring enough so the least the airline can do is provide something nice to look at.
I was on a Ryanair flight last week where the cabin crew sniggered and smirked all through the safety brief... not very professional if you ask me.
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Perhaps they can be allowed be overewight as long as they pay the "excess baggage" charge like passengers to to cover the cost of additional aviation fuel...Originally posted by KyajaeI guess the alternative is to buy aircraft with more powerful enginesCenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon
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And how does that please me or any other male passenger?Originally posted by BluebirdPerhaps they can be allowed be overewight as long as they pay the "excess baggage" charge like passengers to to cover the cost of additional aviation fuel...
They could go one step further and start providing additional "services" during the flight. Movies, newspapers and music can only keep one satisfied for so long...Comment
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Just re-read this part - from the female judge:-
"I do not understand how it is any way unfair, unreasonable and insulting to their womanhood if they are asked to control their growth."
Great stuff.
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It makes sense, I think a life jacket is the least of your worries when you hit the sea at 500mph!Originally posted by Old GregThey were only smirking cos they knew the lifejackets had been stripped out and sold off to save money.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I guess you need to be skinny to manouver yourself down the aisles and stuff?
I can see a "fat tax" being introduced in the not too distant future - they already wont treat us in hospital...
tw*ts.
******* tw*ts.
What chance has a fat, near alcoholic smoker got in this country I ask ya?The pope is a tard.Comment
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er... fat chance?!Originally posted by SallyAnneWhat chance has a fat, near alcoholic smoker got in this country I ask ya?Comment
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