Fat girls be warned -

[sasguru]

What chance has a fat, near alcoholic smoker got in this country I ask ya?

nice one!

[SallyAnne]

er... fat chance?!

[ChimpMaster]

I always wondered what lay beneath your avatar SA. But please, don't show me any more

[SallyAnne]

I always wondered what lay beneath your avatar SA. But please, don't show me any more

I told you all on day one I was a fat ginger geordie...now with the addition of a crazy afro, thanks to my slightly dodgy perm the other week.

Hmmm, sexy.

Whytf my lad is marrying me is a complete mystery

[sasguru]

Whytf my lad is marrying me is a complete mystery

Is he blind and in a wheelchair?

IGMC.

[Burdock]

I told you all on day one I was a fat ginger geordie...

makes a change from asking a question about whether to go umbrella or limited!

[zamzummim]

I told you all on day one I was a fat ginger geordie...now with the addition of a crazy afro, thanks to my slightly dodgy perm the other week.

Hmmm, sexy

Whytf my lad is marrying me is a complete mystery

I thought you said you are not ugly , Jaysus !!

[Troll]

I told you all on day one I was a fat ginger geordie...now with the addition of a crazy afro, thanks to my slightly dodgy perm the other week.

Hmmm, sexy.

Whytf my lad is marrying me is a complete mystery

Are perms back in fashion? 2 girlies in the office have shown up today sporting them... just waiting for the 1st Keegan lookalike to arrive

[Bluebird]

Are perms back in fashion? 2 girlies in the office have shown up today sporting them... just waiting for the 1st Keegan lookalike to arrive

Ahh, that make more sense - I thought she said she'd had a dodgy permie last week .....

[SallyAnne]

Are perms back in fashion? 2 girlies in the office have shown up today sporting them... just waiting for the 1st Keegan lookalike to arrive

Excellent - so I'm not the only freak around then