Show me!

[threaded]

Girly has threatened to withdraw conjugal rights if I don't show her the video of me in the cycle race...

I do not give into blackmail?

Or am I weak?

She is blond, 6 foot, athletic, Danish, very large breasts (extra super strong sports bra and bullet proof vest, special order from Germany and Israel respectively), has a nice gun collection.

She keeps saying "Show me!"

[scooterscot]

whit are you doing with ma miss?

[VectraMan]

Have you got any videos of her you can show us?

[Moose423956]

Girly has threatened to withdraw conjugal rights if I don't show her the video of me in the cycle race...

I do not give into blackmail?

Or am I weak?

She is blond, 6 foot, athletic, Danish, very large breasts (extra super strong sports bra and bullet proof vest, special order from Germany and Israel respectively), has a nice gun collection.

She keeps saying "Show me!"

Are you sure "she" isn't a "he"?

[Kyajae]

What's basically happening here is that she's threatening to use sex as a weapon to get her own way. Why? Perhaps she only sees your relationship based on sex an nothing else.


So go off and find someone else who will shag you. Then she'll realise that she's not the only bit of pussy roaming the earth.

[angusglover]

Sounds like she needs a spanking...!!!!!

[SallyAnne]

She's clearly with you for your cash, so just counter-threaten to withdraw the undoubtedly vast amounts of cash you spend on her.

[wobbegong]

She's clearly with you for your cash, so just counter-threaten to withdraw the undoubtedly vast amounts of cash you spend on her.

Now, what on earth makes you say that?

[The Lone Gunman]

Up the stakes.
Tell her you will show her the video if she will take it up the Gary, or some other sex act she will not like first.

Then perform said act, then show her the vid, then tell her to piss off as you will not stand for her using sexual blackmail.

[DaveB]

[QUOTE=threaded]

She is blond, 6 foot, athletic, Danish, very large breasts (extra super strong sports bra and bullet proof vest, special order from Germany and Israel respectively), has a nice gun collection.

[QUOTE]

You're dating Brigitte Nielsen?