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Lucifer Box replied

31 May 2007, 13:28
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Aye thang ewe!
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SallyAnne replied

31 May 2007, 13:27
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

Threaded is the one on the left, yes?
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Lucifer Box replied

31 May 2007, 13:21
Originally posted by Kyajae

Nah, nah, it's this

Threaded is the one on the left, yes?
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EqualOpportunities replied

31 May 2007, 13:19
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Not now

Probably for the best, eh.
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SallyAnne replied

31 May 2007, 13:10
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities

Why? You having read and white lillies too?

Not now
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EqualOpportunities replied

31 May 2007, 13:08
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Ah crap - thats what my wedding photos are going to look like aren't they?

Why? You having read and white lillies too?
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SallyAnne replied

31 May 2007, 12:59
Originally posted by Kyajae

Nah, nah, it's this

Ah crap - thats what my wedding photos are going to look like aren't they?
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Kyajae replied

31 May 2007, 08:55
Originally posted by sasguru

Threaded is Walter Mitty and I claim my non-existent £5

Threaded and his bird

Nah, nah, it's this
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sasguru replied

31 May 2007, 08:50
Threaded is Walter Mitty and I claim my non-existent £5

Threaded and his bird
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DaveB replied

31 May 2007, 08:38
[QUOTE=threaded]

She is blond, 6 foot, athletic, Danish, very large breasts (extra super strong sports bra and bullet proof vest, special order from Germany and Israel respectively), has a nice gun collection.

[QUOTE]

You're dating Brigitte Nielsen?

Last edited by DaveB; 31 May 2007, 08:54.
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The Lone Gunman replied

31 May 2007, 08:38
Up the stakes.
Tell her you will show her the video if she will take it up the Gary, or some other sex act she will not like first.

Then perform said act, then show her the vid, then tell her to piss off as you will not stand for her using sexual blackmail.
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wobbegong replied

31 May 2007, 08:35
Originally posted by SallyAnne

She's clearly with you for your cash, so just counter-threaten to withdraw the undoubtedly vast amounts of cash you spend on her.

Now, what on earth makes you say that?
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SallyAnne replied

31 May 2007, 08:18
She's clearly with you for your cash, so just counter-threaten to withdraw the undoubtedly vast amounts of cash you spend on her.
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angusglover replied

31 May 2007, 08:17
Sounds like she needs a spanking...!!!!!
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Kyajae replied

31 May 2007, 08:16
What's basically happening here is that she's threatening to use sex as a weapon to get her own way. Why? Perhaps she only sees your relationship based on sex an nothing else.

So go off and find someone else who will shag you. Then she'll realise that she's not the only bit of pussy roaming the earth.
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