Originally posted by Vito
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Penis extension surgery will be a lot cheaper. And when you finally get that big schlong you'll be happy in a Daihatsu Copen - even if you look like Noddy in Toytown.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by TheRightStuffof f*%K it. If you can afford it and will use it every day then go for it.
Thank you...thats the spirit!Property advisor for the peopleComment
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Originally posted by sasguruPenis extension surgery will be a lot cheaper. And when you finally get that big schlong you'll be happy in a Daihatsu Copen - even if you look like Noddy in Toytown.
Ha ha...thats like saying I should spend the money on a big house instead of a car...
The same answer applies to both...already have it!
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Originally posted by sasguruPenis extension surgery will be a lot cheaper. And when you finally get that big schlong you'll be happy in a Daihatsu Copen - even if you look like Noddy in Toytown.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjediYou make me laugh, you're clearly not a petrolhead and have no interest in cars whatsoever yet you insist on putting your oar in!
Wrong I am a hard core Alfisti.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguruWrong I am a hard core Alfisti.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I own a 911 and no the rear seats are not suitable to be populated at all!
As for a bastard to drive... Mine is 4 wheel drive and can still catch you out if you're not wary.
The point of 911 ownership is indulgence. Feck the kids, they can walk.Comment
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When SASguru buys a car the main consideration is the colour.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by BagpussWhen SASguru buys a car the main consideration is the colour.Property advisor for the peopleComment
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