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Oh Dear: Is there any other country in Europe where this would cause outrage ?

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    Has to be said, hats off to Old Greg.

    This has been an immensely enjoyable read and certainly entertained me. As for the libel stuff, what a load of old codgers. Damp Cave I think you real name is "Jim Doe" and I think you failed GCSE art.

    QUICK START A COURT CASE!!!!!!!!



    guesses and opinions on a public forum are just that guesses and opinions. I would love to see somebody try and take people to court for the things said here, may as well drag us all down at the same time

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      Originally posted by Bagpuss
      Yeah, where exactly is the planet kunt?
      Near Ur-anus?

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        Originally posted by Ardesco
        Has to be said, hats off to Old Greg.

        This has been an immensely enjoyable read and certainly entertained me. As for the libel stuff, what a load of old codgers. Damp Cave I think you real name is "Jim Doe" and I think you failed GCSE art.

        QUICK START A COURT CASE!!!!!!!!



        guesses and opinions on a public forum are just that guesses and opinions. I would love to see somebody try and take people to court for the things said here, may as well drag us all down at the same time
        Thanks, except I am actually also Causus Deli.

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          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Oh.

          We thought you were Spartacus.
          No, that's SASGuru.

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            Thank you for your best wishes and without even a small bout of trepidation I shall continue on with my musings on the small matter of the demise of our great nation. It never fails to amaze me at the ability of this government to create employment opportunities for worthless jobsworths and suggest an unmet need. The revenue made from over taxing of activities already heavily burdened is a self perpetuating scheme the natural conclusion of which is full employment for a nation of parasitic backstabbers. A far from perfect eco system, where the scavengers are unwanted by the hosts but are essential to the creators. As examples I point at the proliferation of traffic wardens in Olde London Towne, traffic police and departments feeding off the scare tactics of global warmingmongers.

            A traffic roundabout hotspot close to my residence undergoing roadwork’s, the lights were out the other day and mayhem prevailed. I survived this time and continued on for a further standard vulgar fraction of a mile, where I encountered a police speed check van on a somewhat quieter road. No doubt this was a better place for an officer on a chilly morn than directing traffic on the 'life in your own hands' traffic system a mere hop, skip and jump away from his cozy resting, thermos tea and Danish, money making place of work.

            A pure example of additional money and numbers games being far more important than the protection of the ordinary people going about their daily activities. What about the expense in revenue lost to companies and hence the country from delayed journeys and burned fossil fuels? Surely the balance of our dysfunctional eco system is all wrong?

            You have to worry about the 50% or so of our population, some being of the feckless sort, who go to university with their mistaken belief that their supposed increased intellect (through said education) can know better than the salient facts placed before them. Indeed this appears to be a trait that many have, as depicted on our TV screens showing the Verdict program. No wonder people are afraid to be judged by these dullards with over inflated self-opinions armed with extra sensory sanctimony to boot.

            Now there was a guy, an unfortunate paranoid soul, who had chemicals and literature but no notable plan of how to combine said propaganda and chems. He had just a few loose screws. But the literature is damning indeed, no doubt he was imminently about to lob 5Kg bags of Chapatti flour out of his upstairs window onto surprised and thereby subsequently terrorized boogeymen enemy. The wild extrapolation possible in some minds is worrying to say the least. It reminds me that I should provide a warning with any literature I send to friends to make sure that all female hair bleaching agents should be kept away from said paperwork, in case the two develop into a lethal cocktail and spontaneously combust.

            I am altogether fatigued with it all just now and in the interests of remaining normotensive I shall hold over discussion of other matters of national importance until another occasion.

            Refined and Improved 22.45.

            Yours CD.
            Last edited by Causus Deli; 4 June 2007, 21:52.

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              Oh Dear!
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                Originally posted by sasguru
                Oh Dear!
                Who dear, me dear, you dear?

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                  I get spam emails full of random text that makes more sense than the pish you post. Impressive stuff

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                    Looks like schools out - our troll has returned.

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                      How the Untermenschen must quake at this display of the master race's superiority.

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