- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
never realised seagulls lived for so long
Collapse
X
-
never realised seagulls lived for so long
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
-
They don't know how long Albatross' live because they are known to live longer than the rings they put on them.
Parrots are considered to be the longest lived birds. Apparently Winston Churchill bought a parrot that was captured in the wild, he was the third owner, and it is said to still be alive today, which of the contenders it actually is may be a moot point, but they are all well over 100 years old.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
Comment
-
reminds of the story of the Darwin's little green 4 legged friend he picked up on those Islands West of South America"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
-
Yeah, he's still around posting on the odd forum.Originally posted by scooterscotreminds of the story of the Darwin's little green 4 legged friend he picked up on those Islands West of South America
Oh, you mean the Giant Tortoise. Lovely soup...Comment
-
you animal you, I've got a bowl of soya soup for you"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
-
ya idiot...its an albatross not a sea gull!Originally posted by scooterscot
as different as a ferile cat and a tigerComment
-
<ahem>The cat is no longer in the bag. <See ZG for clarification>Originally posted by buffdaddyya idiot...its an albatross not a sea gull!
as different as a ferile cat and a tigerComment
-
And you are the guy who looked up and I dropped one on yer faceOriginally posted by PRC1964Albert is AtW and I claim my 5 roubles.
Comment
-
Originally posted by buffdaddyya idiot...its an albatross not a sea gull!
as different as a ferile cat and a tiger
wow - thanks for that, Intellectually challenged is I.
Right I need a flight to Edinburgh and the only one I can get goes via Oslo, then Copenhagen or smelly Gatwick,,,, what’s a contractor to do?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Burnham's housing vision vs. Starmer's home-buying reforms: what it means for your contractor mortgage Today 00:59
- In Khalil v Innovate Transport, a limited company contractor wasn’t a worker and was on £2.30 — not £230 Yesterday 07:58
- Andy Burnham is PM: 5 new IT policies set to shape UK tech and its contractors Jul 20 06:29
- Taxed on money I haven't earned yet? Bold move, HMRC Jul 17 08:36
- The Fair Work Agency has got zero hours in its sights. Do you? Jul 16 08:44
- Cookie Policy Jul 15 11:50
- Cloned again: an umbrella company founder's warning on fraud, JSL and Companies House Jul 15 07:47
- How is JSL bedding in for contractor umbrella companies, 100 days in? Jul 14 07:45
- IT contractor demand cools in June 2026 amid UK heatwave Jul 13 08:18
- How could zero hours contract reform create unexpected problems for contractors? Jul 8 06:40

Comment