Thought about the private jet but they wanted 6K, not bad really - I'll go halfers with yah
a go faster boat might be the answer..
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Previously on "never realised seagulls lived for so long"
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Sack his pilot.Originally posted by scooterscotwow - thanks for that, Intellectually challenged is I.
Right I need a flight to Edinburgh and the only one I can get goes via Oslo, then Copenhagen or smelly Gatwick,,,, what’s a contractor to do?
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Suggest you try the one via Ibiza it's faster.Originally posted by scooterscotwow - thanks for that, Intellectually challenged is I.
Right I need a flight to Edinburgh and the only one I can get goes via Oslo, then Copenhagen or smelly Gatwick,,,, what’s a contractor to do?
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Originally posted by buffdaddyya idiot...its an albatross not a sea gull!
as different as a ferile cat and a tiger
wow - thanks for that, Intellectually challenged is I.
Right I need a flight to Edinburgh and the only one I can get goes via Oslo, then Copenhagen or smelly Gatwick,,,, what’s a contractor to do?
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And you are the guy who looked up and I dropped one on yer faceOriginally posted by PRC1964Albert is AtW and I claim my 5 roubles.
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<ahem>The cat is no longer in the bag. <See ZG for clarification>Originally posted by buffdaddyya idiot...its an albatross not a sea gull!
as different as a ferile cat and a tiger
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ya idiot...its an albatross not a sea gull!Originally posted by scooterscot
as different as a ferile cat and a tiger
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Yeah, he's still around posting on the odd forum.Originally posted by scooterscotreminds of the story of the Darwin's little green 4 legged friend he picked up on those Islands West of South America
Oh, you mean the Giant Tortoise. Lovely soup...
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reminds of the story of the Darwin's little green 4 legged friend he picked up on those Islands West of South America
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They don't know how long Albatross' live because they are known to live longer than the rings they put on them.
Parrots are considered to be the longest lived birds. Apparently Winston Churchill bought a parrot that was captured in the wild, he was the third owner, and it is said to still be alive today, which of the contenders it actually is may be a moot point, but they are all well over 100 years old.
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never realised seagulls lived for so long
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