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Previously on "never realised seagulls lived for so long"

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  • scooterscot
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    Thought about the private jet but they wanted 6K, not bad really - I'll go halfers with yah

    a go faster boat might be the answer..

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by scooterscot
    wow - thanks for that, Intellectually challenged is I.

    Right I need a flight to Edinburgh and the only one I can get goes via Oslo, then Copenhagen or smelly Gatwick,,,, what’s a contractor to do?
    Sack his pilot.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by scooterscot
    wow - thanks for that, Intellectually challenged is I.

    Right I need a flight to Edinburgh and the only one I can get goes via Oslo, then Copenhagen or smelly Gatwick,,,, what’s a contractor to do?
    Suggest you try the one via Ibiza it's faster.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by buffdaddy
    ya idiot...its an albatross not a sea gull!

    as different as a ferile cat and a tiger

    wow - thanks for that, Intellectually challenged is I.

    Right I need a flight to Edinburgh and the only one I can get goes via Oslo, then Copenhagen or smelly Gatwick,,,, what’s a contractor to do?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by PRC1964
    Albert is AtW and I claim my 5 roubles.
    And you are the guy who looked up and I dropped one on yer face

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by buffdaddy
    ya idiot...its an albatross not a sea gull!

    as different as a ferile cat and a tiger
    <ahem>The cat is no longer in the bag. <See ZG for clarification>

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  • buffdaddy
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    ya idiot...its an albatross not a sea gull!

    as different as a ferile cat and a tiger

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  • scooterscot
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    you animal you, I've got a bowl of soya soup for you

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by scooterscot
    reminds of the story of the Darwin's little green 4 legged friend he picked up on those Islands West of South America
    Yeah, he's still around posting on the odd forum.

    Oh, you mean the Giant Tortoise. Lovely soup...

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  • scooterscot
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    reminds of the story of the Darwin's little green 4 legged friend he picked up on those Islands West of South America

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  • threaded
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    They don't know how long Albatross' live because they are known to live longer than the rings they put on them.

    Parrots are considered to be the longest lived birds. Apparently Winston Churchill bought a parrot that was captured in the wild, he was the third owner, and it is said to still be alive today, which of the contenders it actually is may be a moot point, but they are all well over 100 years old.

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  • PRC1964
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    Albert is AtW and I claim my 5 roubles.

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  • scooterscot
    started a topic never realised seagulls lived for so long

    never realised seagulls lived for so long

    http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotl...ds/6641021.stm

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