Londoners!

[sasguru]

North - South translations:

Friendly, chatty - What's with the verbal diarrhoea?
Always smiling - Are you retarded or a bit simple or both?
"Had 20 pints down t'pub" - Alcoholic cretin, that's why you have a beer belly

[Buffoon]

The tube is for chavs. I've not used it in years.

[BrilloPad]

Worked in the city now for over 20 years - hardest part is the commute. If its wasnt for starting(and finishing) early i'd be long gone.

[rootsnall]

North - South translations:

Friendly, chatty - What's with the verbal diarrhoea?
Always smiling - Are you retarded or a bit simple or both?
"Had 20 pints down t'pub" - Alcoholic cretin, that's why you have a beer belly

A northern girlfriend of mine decided to prove people would be nice on the tube if you made the effort to talk to them. The nicest response she got was being blanked completely, she admitted defeat after 5 mins.

[sasguru]

A northern girlfriend of mine decided to prove people would be nice on the tube if you made the effort to talk to them. The nicest response she got was being blanked completely, she admitted defeat after 5 mins.

To be fair people are fairly chatty on the last tube home on Fridays.

[swamp]

London really needs more investment in big transport projects like Crossrail (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossrail), but all the money has been spent up north.

Earliest possible completion of the east-west Crossrail is currently 2015

[snaw]

I thought there were more pakistanis, indians and banglawongas up your neck of the woods, SA. Ripe for the BNP, I'd have thought.

Your choice of language just plain out of order. Can you just please **** off back to whichever rock you crawled from under.

This isn't a BNP website, no matter the personal opinions of members of the board, and using this kind of offensive, inflamatory words isn't ok.

[sasguru]

Your choice of language just plain out of order. Can you just please **** off back to whichever rock you crawled from under.

This isn't a BNP website, no matter the personal opinions of members of the board, and using this kind of offensive, inflamatory words isn't ok.

[gingerjedi]

All the original Londoners now live in Essex where they moan about how Laaandon is full of feckin foreigners these days in it... roll out the barrel... knees up mother brown etc, etc.

It’s not just a north south thing, we in the West Country think Londoners are cnuts too.

[Dobra]

I had the pleasure of driving through Leicester about 6 mobnths ago. I committed the heinous crime of not indicating to change lane, I did not cut anyone up. Anyway an Indian/pakistani guy who saw this suddenly accelerated and started a full on road rage engagement with me. when I asked him what it was all about he told me that I hadnt indicated to change lane to which I said "sorry, I didnt realise that it was such a serious offence in these parts"

He let me off with a warning.. phew!

Give me London anytime.