Londoners!

[Sockpuppet]

Could you please install a webcam for your next visit to London !?

I have a reversing camera which is nice to look at all the lovelys on as its about bap height. Dont think it can record though.

[XTC]

I thought there were more pakistanis, indians and banglawongas up your neck of the woods, SA. Ripe for the BNP, I'd have thought.

Hang on you mentioned the word Pakistani. You racist pig!

[chef]

totally agree,

arrived yesterday on the manchester-euston express, as soon as i stepped off the train your in this "must go quickly, im far too important t acknowledge you" atmosphere..

meandered down to the tube, theres no rush FFS, the next tube is but 2 mins away so why do you have to run??

DLR to canary wharf, the whole journey was silent, no one talking at all???

ok up norf you have the local scallies chatting about how drunk they were or what sized gold hoop earings they're gonna buy next.. old grannies muttering about the cost of living but most importantly people that in general look as though being 2 mins earlier for work is very low on their priorities in comparisson to planning what they're going to do this weekend and pleased about it..

i think i missed the "no smiling, no talking sign"

[SallyAnne]

I thought there were more pakistanis, indians and banglawongas up your neck of the woods, SA. Ripe for the BNP, I'd have thought.

Anyone in the BNP gets a good kicking round my neck of the woods.

Although we'd fight for their right to vote for them, strangely!

[XTC]

i think i missed the "no smiling, no talking sign"

A few weeks on the tube will wipe the smile off you. Trust me.

[sasguru]

Feck off you thick, chavvy Norfeners.

[Buffoon]

Feck off you thick, chavvy Norfeners.

hear, hear!

[SallyAnne]

We haven't had a good North/South fight for ages!!!

[freakydancer]

Feck off you thick, chavvy Norfeners.

seconded, f**king northern monkeys!!

[rootsnall]

A few weeks on the tube will wipe the smile off you. Trust me.

I couldn't hack it after quite a few years away from London. Ambled up to the Northen Line at 8am at a stop where I'd got a seat previously, didn't even get near a train for half an hour ! They wouldn't let animals be transported around like that. Went back to the impoverished homelands sharpish.