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Is SA on holiday in Kent Today?
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Can you put that in context for us that can't be arsed scanning all the news sites. Ta."If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or women -
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Kent reporting in....
Nothing to see here, move along - it's all global warming's faultHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by TrollKent reporting in....
Nothing to see here, move along - it's all global warming's faultComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostAh.
Earthquake reference...Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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It is pretty catastrophic really. Bound to take months for the roofers to turn up and fix all those loose tiles and chimneys.
Laughted when a news reporter pointed out a damaged Corsa as being "totally destroyed". It had a couple of broken windows ffs! Then again the glass is probably the costliest part on those piles of tulipe, so yeah it probably was written off."If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or womenComment
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Originally posted by Captain DispensableIt is pretty catastrophic really. Bound to take months for the roofers to turn up and fix all those loose tiles and chimneys.
Laughted when a news reporter pointed out a damaged Corsa as being "totally destroyed". It had a couple of broken windows ffs! Then again the glass is probably the costliest part on those piles of tulipe, so yeah it probably was written off.
Scene:
Post earthquake. Vauxhall Corsa half buried under a pile of slates and chimney bricks. Chavvy baseball-capped Corsa owner standing alongside his car looking traumatised. Fire and Rescuse worker approaches the Chav.
F&R Man - "Is this your car, mate"
Chav - "Yeah"
F&R Man - "Looks like a total write-off to me"
Chav - "Yeah"
F & R Man - "Tell you what mate, between you and me, I'll give you 50 quid for it"
Chav - "Wot?? Me ****** girlfriend's trapped inside"
F&R Man - "Alright, I'll give you 60 quid"
Chav - "Done"Last edited by Kyajae; 29 April 2007, 12:30.Comment
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