Is SA on holiday in Kent Today?

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Kyajae replied

29 April 2007, 12:20
Originally posted by Captain Dispensable

It is pretty catastrophic really. Bound to take months for the roofers to turn up and fix all those loose tiles and chimneys.

Laughted when a news reporter pointed out a damaged Corsa as being "totally destroyed". It had a couple of broken windows ffs! Then again the glass is probably the costliest part on those piles of tulipe, so yeah it probably was written off.

Scene:
Post earthquake. Vauxhall Corsa half buried under a pile of slates and chimney bricks. Chavvy baseball-capped Corsa owner standing alongside his car looking traumatised. Fire and Rescuse worker approaches the Chav.

F&R Man - "Is this your car, mate"
Chav - "Yeah"
F&R Man - "Looks like a total write-off to me"
Chav - "Yeah"
F & R Man - "Tell you what mate, between you and me, I'll give you 50 quid for it"
Chav - "Wot?? Me ****** girlfriend's trapped inside"
F&R Man - "Alright, I'll give you 60 quid"
Chav - "Done"

Last edited by Kyajae; 29 April 2007, 12:30.
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Captain Dispensable replied

29 April 2007, 12:07
It is pretty catastrophic really. Bound to take months for the roofers to turn up and fix all those loose tiles and chimneys.

Laughted when a news reporter pointed out a damaged Corsa as being "totally destroyed". It had a couple of broken windows ffs! Then again the glass is probably the costliest part on those piles of tulipe, so yeah it probably was written off.
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threaded replied

28 April 2007, 20:08
Originally posted by zeitghost

Ah.

Earthquake reference...

Like: just give it away man....
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Kyajae replied

28 April 2007, 09:56
Originally posted by Troll

Kent reporting in....

Nothing to see here, move along - it's all global warming's fault

Apparently SA is in Kent this morning. She dropped her purse!
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Troll replied

28 April 2007, 08:27
Kent reporting in....

Nothing to see here, move along - it's all global warming's fault
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Gonzo replied

28 April 2007, 08:24
I think it might have been my fault - I had a curry last night
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Captain Dispensable replied

28 April 2007, 08:13
Can you put that in context for us that can't be arsed scanning all the news sites. Ta.
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MarillionFan started a topic Is SA on holiday in Kent Today?

28 April 2007, 08:12
Is SA on holiday in Kent Today?

We need to know.
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