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    I wonder if you can help me

    I want to post on here but can't think what to put, Any suggestions?

    please don't be rude as I have a weak heart and a lilly liver.

    Many Thanks
    BP
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    A girlfriend once told me to be careful when lovemaking as she had a weak heart.

    I said "lie on your side darling and i'll try and miss it".


    IGMC.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bagpuss
      I want to post on here but can't think what to put, Any suggestions?


      BP
      Any sort of emotional, reactionary, non-thinking, opinionated drivel with no backing evidence should suffice.

      HTH
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn
        A girlfriend once told me to be careful when lovemaking as she had a weak heart.

        I said "lie on your side darling and i'll try and miss it".


        IGMC.
        A girlfriend once told me that we couldn't make love as she had acute angina.

        I said "That's not a problem, love. By the way, you've got smashing tits, too".

        IWAGMC
        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bagpuss
          I want to post on here but can't think what to put, Any suggestions?

          please don't be rude as I have a weak heart and a lilly liver.

          Many Thanks
          BP
          Sit on one of them swivel chairs and spin yourself round and around with your eyes shut.

          When you come to a stop open your eyes and write about the first thing that comes into your head.
          Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
          threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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