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Previously on "I wonder if you can help me"

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss
    I want to post on here but can't think what to put, Any suggestions?

    please don't be rude as I have a weak heart and a lilly liver.

    Many Thanks
    BP
    Sit on one of them swivel chairs and spin yourself round and around with your eyes shut.

    When you come to a stop open your eyes and write about the first thing that comes into your head.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    A girlfriend once told me to be careful when lovemaking as she had a weak heart.

    I said "lie on your side darling and i'll try and miss it".


    IGMC.
    A girlfriend once told me that we couldn't make love as she had acute angina.

    I said "That's not a problem, love. By the way, you've got smashing tits, too".

    IWAGMC

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss
    I want to post on here but can't think what to put, Any suggestions?


    BP
    Any sort of emotional, reactionary, non-thinking, opinionated drivel with no backing evidence should suffice.

    HTH

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  • DimPrawn
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    A girlfriend once told me to be careful when lovemaking as she had a weak heart.

    I said "lie on your side darling and i'll try and miss it".


    IGMC.

    Leave a comment:


  • Bagpuss
    started a topic I wonder if you can help me

    I wonder if you can help me

    I want to post on here but can't think what to put, Any suggestions?

    please don't be rude as I have a weak heart and a lilly liver.

    Many Thanks
    BP

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