what % of time......

[Barriebazg]

What, your rate is only £20 per hour?

It takes you an hr to have a crap??? I average about 15mins so £20 is a good benchmark

[Moose423956]

It takes you an hr to have a crap??? I average about 15mins so £20 is a good benchmark

I don't like to rush.

[Euro-commuter]

Wow. You use a PSP to wipe your ass. Can't you just use a handfull of fifties like the rest of us.

Please! Use only 1 at a time!

[BoredBloke]

I always endeavour to get my poos on my timesheet.

[ChimpMaster]

Anyone posting on this forum obviously doesn't have enough work to do. I do about 1 hour a day myself. I actually enjoy those days where I'm busy and have worked the whole day and not fraternised on the net.

When I started here it was busy but now it's just tick-tock until my 8 hours are up. Have felt my skills suffer but I know I'll bounce back after.

[PrinceNamor]

It takes you an hr to have a crap??? I average about 15mins so £20 is a good benchmark

I don't put my arse on the toliet for anything less then £25.

[SallyAnne]

I have jacked in my current gig, highest rate for ages, because there is not enough to do. As a contractor my edge is to be able to work hard, fast and accurate. If I cant keep practicing that then I am offski.

I reckon I wont slow down till I'm about 61

Just a couple of months to go then

[Burdock]

I always endeavour to get my poos on my timesheet.

In an accounting sense, or a physical sense?

[SallyAnne]

It takes you an hr to have a crap??? I average about 15mins so £20 is a good benchmark

Eh?!!! I've never understood this. Surely you need a tulip, so you go and you have one? Why would that take any longer than 30 seconds?!

[Burdock]

This is a great way to beat the censors! Start off by discussing something serious, then end up talking about bog times...and it stays in 'General'.
Sorted!