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    The Law is an Ass....Official.

    This could only happen in America. It's the funniest thing I've read in a while.


    Donkey in court

    A donkey at the centre of a dispute between neighbours was brought to a US court to testify on his own behalf.

    Attorney Gregory Shamoun brought Buddy, the donkey, to a Dallas court after neighbour John Cantrell complained the animal was loud, aggressive and left piles of manure on the land.

    Buddy walked to the bench and stared at jurors, but the neighbours settled their dispute while the jury was deliberating.

    #2
    Originally posted by Denny
    This could only happen in America. It's the funniest thing I've read in a while.


    Donkey in court

    A donkey at the centre of a dispute between neighbours was brought to a US court to testify on his own behalf.

    Attorney Gregory Shamoun brought Buddy, the donkey, to a Dallas court after neighbour John Cantrell complained the animal was loud, aggressive and left piles of manure on the land.

    Buddy walked to the bench and stared at jurors, but the neighbours settled their dispute while the jury was deliberating.



    I love America!
    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      I feel his pain.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne


        I love America!
        are you sure you're not confusing the yank diet for a love of the country??
        Call the cops

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          #5
          Originally posted by freakydancer
          are you sure you're not confusing the yank diet for a love of the country??



          How did your gig go the other week? You been booted off stage yet?
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne


            How did your gig go the other week? You been booted off stage yet?
            With my talent sweetheart, that clearly ain't gonna happen...

            It went very well - about 300 down so was pretty cool.

            Next gig is at The Borderline, and then a few down in Brighton.
            Call the cops

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              #7
              Originally posted by freakydancer
              With my talent sweetheart, that clearly ain't gonna happen...

              It went very well - about 300 down so was pretty cool.

              Next gig is at The Borderline, and then a few down in Brighton.

              I think we need to start helping you build up your confidence a little bit eh?
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                He couldn't speak since he felt a little horse
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne
                  I think we need to start helping you build up your confidence a little bit eh?
                  Yep, I reckon so....
                  Call the cops

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                    #10
                    Let me know date of Brighton wouldnt mind going down for le weekend. Brighton is supposed to be a good night out.

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