The Law is an Ass....Official.

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Captain Dispensable replied

20 April 2007, 11:30
Originally posted by Bagpuss

He couldn't speak since he felt a little horse

But he was all ears.
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XTC replied

20 April 2007, 10:33
Let me know date of Brighton wouldnt mind going down for le weekend. Brighton is supposed to be a good night out.
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freakydancer replied

20 April 2007, 10:24
Originally posted by SallyAnne

I think we need to start helping you build up your confidence a little bit eh?

Yep, I reckon so....
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Bagpuss replied

20 April 2007, 10:23
He couldn't speak since he felt a little horse
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SallyAnne replied

20 April 2007, 10:22
Originally posted by freakydancer

With my talent sweetheart, that clearly ain't gonna happen...

It went very well - about 300 down so was pretty cool.

Next gig is at The Borderline, and then a few down in Brighton.

I think we need to start helping you build up your confidence a little bit eh?
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freakydancer replied

20 April 2007, 10:18
Originally posted by SallyAnne

How did your gig go the other week? You been booted off stage yet?

With my talent sweetheart, that clearly ain't gonna happen...

It went very well - about 300 down so was pretty cool.

Next gig is at The Borderline, and then a few down in Brighton.
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SallyAnne replied

20 April 2007, 10:16
Originally posted by freakydancer

are you sure you're not confusing the yank diet for a love of the country??

How did your gig go the other week? You been booted off stage yet?
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freakydancer replied

20 April 2007, 10:14
Originally posted by SallyAnne

I love America!

are you sure you're not confusing the yank diet for a love of the country??
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XTC replied

20 April 2007, 10:12
I feel his pain.
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SallyAnne replied

20 April 2007, 10:11
Originally posted by Denny

This could only happen in America. It's the funniest thing I've read in a while.

Donkey in court

A donkey at the centre of a dispute between neighbours was brought to a US court to testify on his own behalf.

Attorney Gregory Shamoun brought Buddy, the donkey, to a Dallas court after neighbour John Cantrell complained the animal was loud, aggressive and left piles of manure on the land.

Buddy walked to the bench and stared at jurors, but the neighbours settled their dispute while the jury was deliberating.

I love America!
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Denny started a topic The Law is an Ass....Official.

20 April 2007, 10:01
The Law is an Ass....Official.

This could only happen in America. It's the funniest thing I've read in a while.

Donkey in court

A donkey at the centre of a dispute between neighbours was brought to a US court to testify on his own behalf.

Attorney Gregory Shamoun brought Buddy, the donkey, to a Dallas court after neighbour John Cantrell complained the animal was loud, aggressive and left piles of manure on the land.

Buddy walked to the bench and stared at jurors, but the neighbours settled their dispute while the jury was deliberating.
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