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    #31
    Originally posted by Kyajae
    And it's not a pretty sight watching reactionary EMUs try and justify their positions with ill-informed web links. Pompous pr1ck!
    Not very bright are you?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #32
      Originally posted by Kyajae
      And it's not a pretty sight watching reactionary EMUs try and justify their positions with ill-informed web links. Pompous pr1ck!
      If you jump into the lion's cage it will just bite your head off. Now go quietly while I digest my lunch.

      Jabber

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        #33
        Originally posted by TheOmegaMan
        Dunce heh ...

        Still, I tire of battle. The bodies of my adversaries litter this board. Many have tried before you, and yet all have failed. It is not a pretty sight to see a corpse devoid of ego, dereft of respect and honour, paraded as a kill before the pride.
        Now, come on! If you're going to administer a bollocking, learn to use the correct word! And that word, is "bereft". You're being decidely ShaunBhoy there, are you related?

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          #34
          decidedly

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            #35
            Originally posted by Kyajae
            Didn't you read this bit on the webpage that says "makes sex discrimination unlawful in employment and vocational training, education, the provision and sale of goods, facilities and services and premises"?

            So, forums like this aren't included, dunce!
            Hang on though - Doesn't that mean brothels are obliged to employ as many gay men as women, and if a punter orders one of the hookers on a rotation system he must accept one of the blokes, and can be sued for discrimination if he doesn't, um, go through with it?

            BTW, in the poll where's the option for "lying on her stomach, flicking through a Freeman's catalogue"?
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #36
              Originally posted by OwlHoot
              Hang on though - Doesn't that mean brothels are obliged to employ as many gay men as women, and if a punter orders one of the hookers on a rotation system he must accept one of the blokes, and can be sued for discrimination if he doesn't, um, go through with it?

              BTW, in the poll where's the option for "lying on her stomach, flicking through a Freeman's catalogue"?
              Good point. Oi, OhMyGodMan, how do you answer that one?

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                #37
                Originally posted by OwlHoot
                Hang on though - Doesn't that mean brothels are obliged to employ as many gay men as women, and if a punter orders one of the hookers on a rotation system he must accept one of the blokes, and can be sued for discrimination if he doesn't, um, go through with it?
                and since you can't do age discrimination you have to accept an old age hooker ?

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by andy
                  and since you can't do age discrimination you have to accept an old age hooker ?
                  and an old age _male_ hooker, maybe an Albert Steptoe lookalike.

                  but look on the bright side - at least he could probably take his teeth out.

                  OH in " 'Aargh! me gum'sf 've shfrunk!' - 'You _dirty_ old man!' " mode
                  Last edited by OwlHoot; 18 April 2007, 15:10.
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #39
                    Which girlfriend?
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                      #40
                      A man goes to a brothel and asked for the best service.

                      The madam, points him to a set of stair labbled the stairs to success and told him to open each room in turn until he find a room he's happy with.

                      On the first floor he finds a young fat dumppling of girl, and decides to try his luck on the next room.

                      On the second floor he find a plump young woman, thinking its getting better and trys the next floor.

                      On the third floor he find slender middle aged woman, and decides to try his luck on the next room.

                      On the fourth floor he find a granny without any teeth, and decides to try his luck on the next room.

                      At the top of the stair he finds a man, who says, "Hi I'm Cess"

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