Reply to: Loud Women

[mictech]

A man goes to a brothel and asked for the best service.

The madam, points him to a set of stair labbled the stairs to success and told him to open each room in turn until he find a room he's happy with.

On the first floor he finds a young fat dumppling of girl, and decides to try his luck on the next room.

On the second floor he find a plump young woman, thinking its getting better and trys the next floor.

On the third floor he find slender middle aged woman, and decides to try his luck on the next room.

On the fourth floor he find a granny without any teeth, and decides to try his luck on the next room.

At the top of the stair he finds a man, who says, "Hi I'm Cess"

[Sysman]

Which girlfriend?

[OwlHoot]

and since you can't do age discrimination you have to accept an old age hooker ?

and an old age _male_ hooker, maybe an Albert Steptoe lookalike.

but look on the bright side - at least he could probably take his teeth out.

OH in " 'Aargh! me gum'sf 've shfrunk!' - 'You _dirty_ old man!' " mode

[andy]

Hang on though - Doesn't that mean brothels are obliged to employ as many gay men as women, and if a punter orders one of the hookers on a rotation system he must accept one of the blokes, and can be sued for discrimination if he doesn't, um, go through with it?

and since you can't do age discrimination you have to accept an old age hooker ?

[Kyajae]

Hang on though - Doesn't that mean brothels are obliged to employ as many gay men as women, and if a punter orders one of the hookers on a rotation system he must accept one of the blokes, and can be sued for discrimination if he doesn't, um, go through with it?

BTW, in the poll where's the option for "lying on her stomach, flicking through a Freeman's catalogue"?

Good point. Oi, OhMyGodMan, how do you answer that one?

[OwlHoot]

Didn't you read this bit on the webpage that says "makes sex discrimination unlawful in employment and vocational training, education, the provision and sale of goods, facilities and services and premises"?

So, forums like this aren't included, dunce!

Hang on though - Doesn't that mean brothels are obliged to employ as many gay men as women, and if a punter orders one of the hookers on a rotation system he must accept one of the blokes, and can be sued for discrimination if he doesn't, um, go through with it?

BTW, in the poll where's the option for "lying on her stomach, flicking through a Freeman's catalogue"?

[TheOmegaMan]

decidedly

[Churchill]

Dunce heh ...

Still, I tire of battle. The bodies of my adversaries litter this board. Many have tried before you, and yet all have failed. It is not a pretty sight to see a corpse devoid of ego, dereft of respect and honour, paraded as a kill before the pride.

Now, come on! If you're going to administer a bollocking, learn to use the correct word! And that word, is "bereft". You're being decidely ShaunBhoy there, are you related?

[TheOmegaMan]

And it's not a pretty sight watching reactionary EMUs try and justify their positions with ill-informed web links. Pompous pr1ck!

If you jump into the lion's cage it will just bite your head off. Now go quietly while I digest my lunch.

Jabber

[sasguru]

And it's not a pretty sight watching reactionary EMUs try and justify their positions with ill-informed web links. Pompous pr1ck!

Not very bright are you?

[Kyajae]

Dunce heh ...

Still, I tire of battle. The bodies of my adversaries litter this board. Many have tried before you, and yet all have failed. It is not a pretty sight to see a corpse devoid of ego, dereft of respect and honour, paraded as a kill before the pride.

And it's not a pretty sight watching reactionary EMUs try and justify their positions with ill-informed web links. Pompous pr1ck!

[TheOmegaMan]

Dunce heh ...

Still, I tire of battle. The bodies of my adversaries litter this board. Many have tried before you, and yet all have failed. It is not a pretty sight to see a corpse devoid of ego, dereft of respect and honour, paraded as a kill before the pride.

[Kyajae]

http://www.womenandequalityunit.gov....on_act.htm#sda

Didn't you read this bit on the webpage that says "makes sex discrimination unlawful in employment and vocational training, education, the provision and sale of goods, facilities and services and premises"?

So, forums like this aren't included, dunce!

[SallyAnne]

Why should bestialists be discriminated against ? They have just as much right to talk of their animal love as the heterosexuals here.

You are quite right. I apologise for my bigoted, self-righteous, hatefully discriminatory views - I was having a John Galt moment.

It wont happen again.

[Kyajae]

Have we not mentioned animal sex enough today?

Good point. What's your preference when it comes to animal boffing?