Topic of conversation in the pub last night; when pleasuring your wife/girlfriend is her vocal response one of the following. Plese vote.
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35Wails like a banshee14.29%5Is loud, but not as loud as a banshee20.00%7Has just the right volume25.71%9Moans discreetly and demurly31.43%11Offers nothing more than audible breathing5.71%2Is so quiet, you'd think she's dropped into a coma2.86%1The poll is expired.
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Considering the amount of polls you have run I'm amazed you haven’t grasped how to do it yet.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Hurry up. Saturday Kitchen starts in a minute.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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How long does it take to set up a poll?
The pope is a tard.Comment
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It's strange what noises women make in their sleep isn't it, whilst us blokes just snore and fart."If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or womenComment
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Where's the option for phlegm based weasing?The pope is a tard.Comment
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See a doctor"If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or womenComment
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What's wrong with it?Originally posted by gingerjediConsidering the amount of polls you have run I'm amazed you haven’t grasped how to do it yet.Comment
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Unless she was making noises to keep herself awake?Originally posted by zeitghostI was eternally grateful, when working away from home, that I never got a room next to someone who made as much noise as my ex.... she could howl for England... so I must have been doing something right at least...
The pope is a tard.Comment
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It wasn't there!Originally posted by KyajaeScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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