15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?
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Originally posted by freakydancer15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?
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I thought the issues was "who's sat-nav is the most accurate". Clearly, the wragheads must have had some cheap cr@p they got from DixonsOriginally posted by freakydancer15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?Comment
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Originally posted by freakydancer15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?
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Originally posted by freakydancer15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?
I kind of recall hearing this line first on Radio 4's 'The Now Show' last fridayComment
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Well nothing's original these days. He's just doing his bit for recycling. May even save the planet. Got to be as effective as the other methods we're using.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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Along with the one about, "When I heard that 15 Englishmen had been picked up in the sea off Iran my first thought was, 'Wow, I didn't know you could get that far on a pedalo'."Originally posted by KyajaeI kind of recall hearing this line first on Radio 4's 'The Now Show' last friday
(Which was quite topical last Friday anyway.)Comment
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I thought it was because none of the blokes would ask for directions.
Actually the woman on board looks a bit sus to me. A bit like Wayne Rooney in a dressRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Have you ever seen Wayne Rooney in a dress?Originally posted by TonyEnglishI thought it was because none of the blokes would ask for directions.
Actually the woman on board looks a bit sus to me. A bit like Wayne Rooney in a dressComment
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