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Previously on "The final word on Iran"

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  • Sysman
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    What is even worse about this affair

    The local radio here in Central Europe won't let me listen to the news without hearing effing Bliar's voice.

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Have you ever seen Wayne Rooney in a dress?
    I've seen Shrek in a dress - is that close enough?

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  • andy
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    They have come with goodie bags
    Apparently they had good holidays

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  • Shimano105
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    15 returned from Iran, 4 lost in Iraq today, net gain of 11 - result?

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  • BoredBloke
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    There are plenty of things I have not actually seen, but that does not prevent me from using my imagination to see how it might look! So when I saw that ropey bint smoking away on the telly the other night I was able to imagine how she might look similar to the chunky England star if the chunky one was wearing womens clothing.

    In the same way that I have not ever put a garden fork through my foot, I can imagine how painful it might be!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish
    I thought it was because none of the blokes would ask for directions.

    Actually the woman on board looks a bit sus to me. A bit like Wayne Rooney in a dress
    Have you ever seen Wayne Rooney in a dress?

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  • BoredBloke
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    I thought it was because none of the blokes would ask for directions.

    Actually the woman on board looks a bit sus to me. A bit like Wayne Rooney in a dress

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  • dang65
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    I kind of recall hearing this line first on Radio 4's 'The Now Show' last friday
    Along with the one about, "When I heard that 15 Englishmen had been picked up in the sea off Iran my first thought was, 'Wow, I didn't know you could get that far on a pedalo'."

    (Which was quite topical last Friday anyway.)

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  • PAH
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    Well nothing's original these days. He's just doing his bit for recycling. May even save the planet. Got to be as effective as the other methods we're using.

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?

    I kind of recall hearing this line first on Radio 4's 'The Now Show' last friday

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  • Barriebazg
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?

    Thats quality

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent


    best post of the week!
    I thank you!

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?
    I thought the issues was "who's sat-nav is the most accurate". Clearly, the wragheads must have had some cheap cr@p they got from Dixons

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?



    best post of the week!

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  • freakydancer
    started a topic The final word on Iran

    The final word on Iran

    15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?

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