Anyone on here ever swallowed a fly ?

[EternalOptimist]

I haven't


But I am sure that I read somewhere once about an elderly female who chanced to do so

[freakydancer]

I haven't


But I am sure that I read somewhere once about an elderly female who chanced to do so

That was my old nan, you heartless b*stard.

[Swamp Thing]

I haven't


But I am sure that I read somewhere once about an elderly female who chanced to do so

I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die?

[freakydancer]

I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die?

She did die actually. A very painful death caused by fly poisoning.

Not that you care eh, Tinman?

[DrV]

I hear that spiders are a pretty good remidy.

[mictech]

perhap she should have swallowed a spider to catch the fly. she might not have died?

[freakydancer]

perhap she should have swallowed a spider to catch the fly. she might not have died?

A spider?!?!? to swallow a fly???! what kind of quack are you with your crackpot methods?

[wobbegong]

A spider?!?!? to swallow a fly???! what kind of quack are you with your crackpot methods?

My God! you're absolutely right! Quickly, send in a bird to catch the spider.

HTH

[mictech]

With a big dose of cat to catch the bird. she will be back on her feet in no time.

[DimPrawn]

perhap she should have swallowed a spider to catch the fly. she might not have died?

Did you get that advice from NHS Direct (now outsourced to India)?