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Previously on "Anyone on here ever swallowed a fly ?"

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Burdock
    I did a see a film in which a woman swallowed a horse though.

    Go on . . .

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  • Burdock
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    I find this entire thread totally melodramatic. I once swallowed a fly whilst cycling down a lane. I just spat it out and had a drink of Vimto.

    I did a see a film in which a woman swallowed a horse though.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by mictech
    perhap she should have swallowed a spider to catch the fly. she might not have died?

    Did you get that advice from NHS Direct (now outsourced to India)?

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  • mictech
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    With a big dose of cat to catch the bird. she will be back on her feet in no time.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    A spider?!?!? to swallow a fly???! what kind of quack are you with your crackpot methods?
    My God! you're absolutely right! Quickly, send in a bird to catch the spider.

    HTH

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by mictech
    perhap she should have swallowed a spider to catch the fly. she might not have died?

    A spider?!?!? to swallow a fly???! what kind of quack are you with your crackpot methods?

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  • mictech
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    perhap she should have swallowed a spider to catch the fly. she might not have died?

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  • DrV
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    I hear that spiders are a pretty good remidy.

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by Swamp Thing
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die?
    She did die actually. A very painful death caused by fly poisoning.

    Not that you care eh, Tinman?

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  • Swamp Thing
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    I haven't


    But I am sure that I read somewhere once about an elderly female who chanced to do so
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die?

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    I haven't


    But I am sure that I read somewhere once about an elderly female who chanced to do so









    That was my old nan, you heartless b*stard.

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Anyone on here ever swallowed a fly ?

    Anyone on here ever swallowed a fly ?

    I haven't


    But I am sure that I read somewhere once about an elderly female who chanced to do so









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