Anyone on here ever swallowed a fly ?

[Burdock]

I find this entire thread totally melodramatic. I once swallowed a fly whilst cycling down a lane. I just spat it out and had a drink of Vimto.

I did a see a film in which a woman swallowed a horse though.

[wobbegong]

I did a see a film in which a woman swallowed a horse though.

Go on . . .