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What was he thinking?
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Reminds me of that old playground howler; "I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten cu*t split on me".
IGMC
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What do you call a blind dear? No idea.
What do you call a blind dear with no legs? still no idea.
What do you call a blind dear with no legs and getting rogered by a randy yank?
****ing no idea ...still.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I unfortunately hit a deer in my van last year, killed it stone dead. I did not personally shag it as it was a male (what do you take me for, a pervert?) but I came back on the same road about 20 mins later and it was gone. Hmmm! I was very envious though, I wish I had a pair of balls like that.
PS I very nearly hit a pheasant this week, darn near wrote my van off skidding after I slammed the brakes on. If I had of hit it I would have shagged it on principle as it was a female.Last edited by xoggoth; 23 March 2007, 22:30.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Good job you did'nt hit that pheasent.
The repair work could have been deer!!Comment
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