Oh deer

[The Farmer]

Good job you did'nt hit that pheasent.

The repair work could have been deer!!

[xoggoth]

I unfortunately hit a deer in my van last year, killed it stone dead. I did not personally shag it as it was a male (what do you take me for, a pervert?) but I came back on the same road about 20 mins later and it was gone. Hmmm! I was very envious though, I wish I had a pair of balls like that.

PS I very nearly hit a pheasant this week, darn near wrote my van off skidding after I slammed the brakes on. If I had of hit it I would have shagged it on principle as it was a female.

[gingerjedi]

What do you call a blind dear? No idea.

What do you call a blind dear with no legs? still no idea.

What do you call a blind dear with no legs and getting rogered by a randy yank?

****ing no idea ...still.

[wobbegong]

Reminds me of that old playground howler; "I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten cu*t split on me".

IGMC

[The Farmer]

What was he thinking?

I have no I deer.

[andy]

This one actually deserves oh deer

oh deer