The Budget

[freakydancer]

that will fail. do something like the f4j purple powder plot. I was holding the mobile phones for Guy and Ron that day - and will do the same for you if you like?

I wasn't thinking about going in dressed as Batman or whatever - no, I was thinking going in John Matrix style, wiping out all in front of me, before impaling Brown with a pipe after giving him a good beating with an iron bar.

[realityhack]

Lock the doors and chuck in one of those nerve gas glass capsules they had in the film The Rock.

And film it for Endemol.

[Mervalous]

might help out:
Corporation tax will be cut from 30p to 28p from April next year.

will it?

I dont know Im still a permy looking for that elusive first contract

el gordo giveth and he taketh away:
Tax rate on small companies to be raised in three stages from 20p this year to 22p in 2009.

[freakydancer]

Fags up 11p a pack?!?! beer, wine and spirits up aswell.

I hate this government.