If fags and booze go up again, who wants to join me in an all out assault on Parliament? something to do and all that...plus, we may get on TV, which would be quite cool.
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An airstrike might be nice.Originally posted by freakydancerIf fags and booze go up again, who wants to join me in an all out assault on Parliament? something to do and all that...plus, we may get on TV, which would be quite cool. -
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Good stuff - I'm trying to get a tank sorted out, but Citizen Smith is hard to get hold of these days...Call the cops
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"Citizen Smith is hard to get hold of these days"
He's a dentist or something now isn't he. Power to the people my @rse.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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They will have taxed aviation fuel too much for anyone to be able to afford to undertake such a missionOriginally posted by realityhackAn airstrike might be nice.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish"Citizen Smith is hard to get hold of these days"
He's a dentist or something now isn't he. Power to the people my @rse.
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that will fail. do something like the f4j purple powder plot. I was holding the mobile phones for Guy and Ron that day - and will do the same for you if you like?Originally posted by freakydancerIf fags and booze go up again, who wants to join me in an all out assault on Parliament? something to do and all that...plus, we may get on TV, which would be quite cool.Comment
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What do you mean IF, surely you meant WhenOriginally posted by freakydancerIf fags and booze go up again, who wants to join me in an all out assault on Parliament? something to do and all that...plus, we may get on TV, which would be quite cool.Comment
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