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Previously on "The Budget"

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  • freakydancer
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    Fags up 11p a pack?!?! beer, wine and spirits up aswell.

    I hate this government.

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  • Mervalous
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    might help out:
    Corporation tax will be cut from 30p to 28p from April next year.

    will it?

    I dont know Im still a permy looking for that elusive first contract

    el gordo giveth and he taketh away:
    Tax rate on small companies to be raised in three stages from 20p this year to 22p in 2009.

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  • realityhack
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    Lock the doors and chuck in one of those nerve gas glass capsules they had in the film The Rock.

    And film it for Endemol.

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
    that will fail. do something like the f4j purple powder plot. I was holding the mobile phones for Guy and Ron that day - and will do the same for you if you like?
    I wasn't thinking about going in dressed as Batman or whatever - no, I was thinking going in John Matrix style, wiping out all in front of me, before impaling Brown with a pipe after giving him a good beating with an iron bar.

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  • boredsenseless
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    If fags and booze go up again, who wants to join me in an all out assault on Parliament? something to do and all that...plus, we may get on TV, which would be quite cool.
    What do you mean IF, surely you meant When

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    If fags and booze go up again, who wants to join me in an all out assault on Parliament? something to do and all that...plus, we may get on TV, which would be quite cool.
    that will fail. do something like the f4j purple powder plot. I was holding the mobile phones for Guy and Ron that day - and will do the same for you if you like?

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  • Burdock
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish
    "Citizen Smith is hard to get hold of these days"

    He's a dentist or something now isn't he. Power to the people my @rse.

    yeah! What a sell out!!

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  • chubba
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    Originally posted by milanbenes
    what time is the budget ?

    Milan.
    12.30

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by realityhack
    An airstrike might be nice.
    They will have taxed aviation fuel too much for anyone to be able to afford to undertake such a mission

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  • BoredBloke
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    "Citizen Smith is hard to get hold of these days"

    He's a dentist or something now isn't he. Power to the people my @rse.

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  • freakydancer
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    Good stuff - I'm trying to get a tank sorted out, but Citizen Smith is hard to get hold of these days...

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  • milanbenes
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    what time is the budget ?

    Milan.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    If fags and booze go up again, who wants to join me in an all out assault on Parliament? something to do and all that...plus, we may get on TV, which would be quite cool.
    An airstrike might be nice.

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  • freakydancer
    started a topic The Budget

    The Budget

    If fags and booze go up again, who wants to join me in an all out assault on Parliament? something to do and all that...plus, we may get on TV, which would be quite cool.

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