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Bear coat anyone?
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Surely it would show any dirt - do they have any black ones?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I reckon a hybrid black/grizzly bear coat would be rather fetching. With a mink collar, fox cuffs and baby polar bear lining.Originally posted by TonyEnglishSurely it would show any dirt - do they have any black ones?
A proper Mr Burns style number.Last edited by freakydancer; 20 March 2007, 14:26.Call the cops
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Originally posted by freakydancerI reckon a hybrid black/grizzly bear coat would be rather fetching. With a mink collar, fox cuffs and baby polar bear lining.
A proper Mr Burns style number.
And drive around in a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado, hot-feckin'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights..."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Anybody know how to get it to run on panda juice?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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ferment and distill the pandas first?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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And instead of furry dice, a set of tiger knackers, scrotum and all, swinging from the mirror.Call the cops
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