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The Farmer replied

20 March 2007, 14:49
Dress the hoes in Leopard skin hotpants and alligator high heels
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freakydancer replied

20 March 2007, 14:39
And instead of furry dice, a set of tiger knackers, scrotum and all, swinging from the mirror.
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DaveB replied

20 March 2007, 14:38
ferment and distill the pandas first?
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BoredBloke replied

20 March 2007, 14:37
Anybody know how to get it to run on panda juice?
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DaveB replied

20 March 2007, 14:32
Originally posted by freakydancer

I reckon a hybrid black/grizzly bear coat would be rather fetching. With a mink collar, fox cuffs and baby polar bear lining.

A proper Mr Burns style number.

And drive around in a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado, hot-feckin'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights...
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freakydancer replied

20 March 2007, 14:20
Originally posted by TonyEnglish

Surely it would show any dirt - do they have any black ones?

I reckon a hybrid black/grizzly bear coat would be rather fetching. With a mink collar, fox cuffs and baby polar bear lining.

A proper Mr Burns style number.

Last edited by freakydancer; 20 March 2007, 14:26.
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BoredBloke replied

20 March 2007, 14:13
Surely it would show any dirt - do they have any black ones?
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wobbegong replied

20 March 2007, 14:11
Coat? Cod piece more like!
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freakydancer started a topic Bear coat anyone?

20 March 2007, 13:07
Bear coat anyone?

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