Australian women are great... nice bodies, and appreciate a guy who can string a few words together. Makes a nice change for them. Great oral communication skills, too....
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Another reason why you guys don't rule the world anymore
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Nope, Im an atheist.. used to be agnostic but have seen too much to believe in any form of god (I normally only use the 'god' word during bj's).Vieze Oude ManComment
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Not quite what I meant. Only remembered after posting that you weren't based in London. If you were though you might have liked going to the 'Church'.Comment
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Originally posted by Joe BlackNot quite what I meant. Only remembered after posting that you weren't based in London. If you were though you might have liked going to the 'Church'.Comment
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You're not the only one. Half the stuff I got up to most people who know me wouldn't believe (and some I would never dream of telling).
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not only cheaper than you but have prettier women
From the year I spent in OZ, I had the impression they had hardly any women at all, although what they did have was ok and had the most ginormous knockers, I think this was due to thermal expansion. Maybe global warming will be ok if it delivers women with much bigger norks.
PS I do apologise to the very few women on this board for that last sexist remark. It is utterly unnaceptable to talk about women as sex objects like that, as if they are nothing more than a pair of norks and I am utterly ashamed of myself.
PPS I realise they have arses too.Last edited by xoggoth; 14 March 2007, 20:50.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by Joe BlackNot quite what I meant. Only remembered after posting that you weren't based in London. If you were though you might have liked going to the 'Church'.Vieze Oude ManComment
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