Reply to: Another reason why you guys don't rule the world anymore

[mcquiggd]

Not quite what I meant. Only remembered after posting that you weren't based in London. If you were though you might have liked going to the 'Church'.

I was in Edinburgh, now in Amsterdam... intrigued as to what the Church might be ...

[xoggoth]

not only cheaper than you but have prettier women

Generally agree, but you should see the Polish cleaner at our place, Godzilla meets the Ghost Buster's Stay Puft man.

From the year I spent in OZ, I had the impression they had hardly any women at all, although what they did have was ok and had the most ginormous knockers, I think this was due to thermal expansion. Maybe global warming will be ok if it delivers women with much bigger norks.

PS I do apologise to the very few women on this board for that last sexist remark. It is utterly unnaceptable to talk about women as sex objects like that, as if they are nothing more than a pair of norks and I am utterly ashamed of myself.

PPS I realise they have arses too.

[Joe Black]

You're not the only one. Half the stuff I got up to most people who know me wouldn't believe (and some I would never dream of telling).

[Gonzo]

Not quite what I meant. Only remembered after posting that you weren't based in London. If you were though you might have liked going to the 'Church'.

"The Church". mmm Have fond memories of that

[Joe Black]

Not quite what I meant. Only remembered after posting that you weren't based in London. If you were though you might have liked going to the 'Church'.

[mcquiggd]

Nope, Im an atheist.. used to be agnostic but have seen too much to believe in any form of god (I normally only use the 'god' word during bj's).

[Joe Black]

Did you used to go to Church on Sundays mcquiggd?

[mcquiggd]

Australian women are great... nice bodies, and appreciate a guy who can string a few words together. Makes a nice change for them. Great oral communication skills, too....

[Troll]

Sounds like a third world set-up to me
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...006784,00.html

[cykophysh39]

did that journey Mel to Syd in 99, feck me it felt like i could have walked quicker on some parts

At least I got to see towns like Wagga Wagga!!!
IT took bloody ages!! At least I had a Gorgeous Aussie Girl with me at the time!!

[MrsGoof]

So how long does it take to get from Sydney to Melbourne (1000km/625miles) by train?!? Last time i did it, it took 12 hours !

did that journey Mel to Syd in 99, feck me it felt like i could have walked quicker on some parts

[DodgyAgent]

I would dodgy if the likes of you would stop lining me up with 600/day contracts! Don't find too many of them back home.

And you get to do lots of pom baiting! what a life eh? just you wait, we will replace you with Poles who are not only cheaper than you but have prettier women and we can also beat them at cricket and rugby (though they probably have better props than you).

[GeorgeGregan]

just b***er off back to your sylvanian waters condo or whatever it is you call your housing estates.

I would dodgy if the likes of you would stop lining me up with 600/day contracts! Don't find too many of them back home.

[GeorgeGregan]

So how long does it take to get from Sydney to Melbourne (1000km/625miles) by train?!? Last time i did it, it took 12 hours

Even Virgin's trains could do that journey in 5 hours!

You should also point out that it's more expensive than flying unless you work for the railways, in which case it's effectively free. But it's more fun making fun of you guys.

[freakydancer]

So how long does it take to get from Sydney to Melbourne (1000km/625miles) by train?!? Last time i did it, it took 12 hours

Even Virgin's trains could do that journey in 5 hours!

I did that journey when I was there 6 years ago - what a ***** of a journey that was.