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Story: "Lucy the IT contractor"

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    #11
    Originally posted by The Farmer
    suddenly....Lucy realised there was no bog roll in the toilet

    she took a wedge of 50 quid notes out of her purse and one by one began sliding them in between her butt cheeks
    whats the lowest you can do this for?

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      #12
      These messages are hidden because Lucy is on your ignore list.

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        #13
        Originally posted by HankWangford
        she noticed her pimp waiting for her in the reception area....
        ... with her new contract. Although the pimp had verbally agreed a 20% rise and said it was in the contract, the paperwork had the old rate. Having sent the pimp away, she headed towards the lifts when suddenly noticed Chico sitting in the reception area. this could only mean that...

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          #14
          Originally posted by HankWangford
          she took a wedge of 50 quid notes out of her purse and one by one began sliding them in between her butt cheeks
          that tulip ended up costing her four and a half grand.
          Call the cops

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            #15
            Originally posted by freakydancer
            that tulip ended up costing her four and a half grand.
            but cost the client 5....
            whats the lowest you can do this for?

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              #16
              "Oh well" - she thought, "I will just have to work couple more hours, but the feeling was priceless!".

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                #17
                The End.
                Call the cops

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by freakydancer
                  The End.
                  ... is nigh, she thought; looking at the clock and realising that she was a quarter of an hour late for her 4pm gin and tonic
                  The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                    #19
                    By 8pm she was a blithering wreck, lipstick smeared all over her face, mascara running down her cheeks, cleavage on show and a slight hint of builders bum
                    Call the cops

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by freakydancer
                      By 8pm she was a blithering wreck, lipstick smeared all over her face, mascara running down her cheeks, cleavage on show and a slight hint of builders bum
                      bob showed up, "not again" he said, "you know what those permies are like when they have had a couple of drinks and your leaning over the pool table"
                      whats the lowest you can do this for?

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