Story: "Lucy the IT contractor"

[sasguru]

bob showed up, "not again" he said, "you know what those permies are like when they have had a couple of drinks and your leaning over the pool table"

"Me show you program real good, uh huh uh huh!" said Bob "But you know what you got to do first ...."

[Numptycorner]

Surely you mean you're? said Lucy

[HankWangford]

Surely you mean you're? said Lucy

bob looked confused, took out his mobile and phoned his old made fleety, fleety was good at explaining

[realityhack]

"Me show you program real good, uh huh uh huh!" said Bob "But you know what you got to do first ...."

'Alright, alright' said Lucy, I'll dress up as your mum and wear the marigolds again, just take the bob the builder mask off sas, it's freaky...

[sasguru]

'Alright, alright' said Lucy, I'll dress up as your mum and wear the marigolds again, just take the bob the builder mask off sas, it's freaky...

And so I did.

[AtW]

"Oh no" - exclaimed Lucy - "You are one ugly ******er, but I will get more gin and with a paperbag on your face maybe something can happen..."

[Lucy]

"Oh no" - exclaimed Lucy - "You are one ugly ******er, but I will get more gin and with a paperbag on your face maybe something can happen..."

Thus proving LB = AtW
(vomit)

And no I never would, not even with a paper bag. You have an ugly heart that is my problem.

[Lucy]

Then Lucy retired to her fantastic house with her sexy, gorgeous husband and they lived happily ever after.

THE END

Thanks for all this attention AtW, glad to know I've had an impact.

[snaw]

Anyone else thinking that AtW's having a ham shank over this thread? Guess you have to take female interaction where you can get it in his situation ;-)