Reply to: Story: "Lucy the IT contractor"

[snaw]

Anyone else thinking that AtW's having a ham shank over this thread? Guess you have to take female interaction where you can get it in his situation ;-)

[Lucy]

Then Lucy retired to her fantastic house with her sexy, gorgeous husband and they lived happily ever after.

THE END

Thanks for all this attention AtW, glad to know I've had an impact.

[Lucy]

"Oh no" - exclaimed Lucy - "You are one ugly ******er, but I will get more gin and with a paperbag on your face maybe something can happen..."

Thus proving LB = AtW
(vomit)

And no I never would, not even with a paper bag. You have an ugly heart that is my problem.

[AtW]

"Oh no" - exclaimed Lucy - "You are one ugly ******er, but I will get more gin and with a paperbag on your face maybe something can happen..."

[sasguru]

'Alright, alright' said Lucy, I'll dress up as your mum and wear the marigolds again, just take the bob the builder mask off sas, it's freaky...

And so I did.

[realityhack]

"Me show you program real good, uh huh uh huh!" said Bob "But you know what you got to do first ...."

'Alright, alright' said Lucy, I'll dress up as your mum and wear the marigolds again, just take the bob the builder mask off sas, it's freaky...

[HankWangford]

Surely you mean you're? said Lucy

bob looked confused, took out his mobile and phoned his old made fleety, fleety was good at explaining

[Numptycorner]

Surely you mean you're? said Lucy

[sasguru]

bob showed up, "not again" he said, "you know what those permies are like when they have had a couple of drinks and your leaning over the pool table"

"Me show you program real good, uh huh uh huh!" said Bob "But you know what you got to do first ...."

[HankWangford]

By 8pm she was a blithering wreck, lipstick smeared all over her face, mascara running down her cheeks, cleavage on show and a slight hint of builders bum

bob showed up, "not again" he said, "you know what those permies are like when they have had a couple of drinks and your leaning over the pool table"

[freakydancer]

By 8pm she was a blithering wreck, lipstick smeared all over her face, mascara running down her cheeks, cleavage on show and a slight hint of builders bum

[EqualOpportunities]

The End.

... is nigh, she thought; looking at the clock and realising that she was a quarter of an hour late for her 4pm gin and tonic

[freakydancer]

The End.

[AtW]

"Oh well" - she thought, "I will just have to work couple more hours, but the feeling was priceless!".

[HankWangford]

that tulip ended up costing her four and a half grand.

but cost the client 5....