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Previously on "Story: "Lucy the IT contractor""
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Anyone else thinking that AtW's having a ham shank over this thread? Guess you have to take female interaction where you can get it in his situation ;-)
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Then Lucy retired to her fantastic house with her sexy, gorgeous husband and they lived happily ever after.
THE END
Thanks for all this attention AtW, glad to know I've had an impact.
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Originally posted by AtW"Oh no" - exclaimed Lucy - "You are one ugly ******er, but I will get more gin and with a paperbag on your face maybe something can happen..."
Thus proving LB = AtW
(vomit)
And no I never would, not even with a paper bag. You have an ugly heart that is my problem.
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"Oh no" - exclaimed Lucy - "You are one ugly ******er, but I will get more gin and with a paperbag on your face maybe something can happen..."
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Originally posted by realityhack'Alright, alright' said Lucy, I'll dress up as your mum and wear the marigolds again, just take the bob the builder mask off sas, it's freaky...
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Originally posted by sasguru"Me show you program real good, uh huh uh huh!" said Bob "But you know what you got to do first ...."
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Originally posted by NumptycornerSurely you mean you're? said Lucy
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Originally posted by HankWangfordbob showed up, "not again" he said, "you know what those permies are like when they have had a couple of drinks and your leaning over the pool table"
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Originally posted by freakydancerBy 8pm she was a blithering wreck, lipstick smeared all over her face, mascara running down her cheeks, cleavage on show and a slight hint of builders bum
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By 8pm she was a blithering wreck, lipstick smeared all over her face, mascara running down her cheeks, cleavage on show and a slight hint of builders bum
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Originally posted by freakydancerThe End.
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"Oh well" - she thought, "I will just have to work couple more hours, but the feeling was priceless!".
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Originally posted by freakydancerthat tulip ended up costing her four and a half grand.
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