So I’m in a busy bar on Saturday, and I see a work acquaintance from many many moons ago. She was wearing a low-cut blouse showing a tremendously tasteful pair of augmented hooters. Not too OTT in a silly Anna-Nicole (RIP) kind of way, just full-bodied and realistic. I accidentally brushed past her later on (elbows, not hands), this exchange demonstrating to me that said hooters felt very realistic. Let’s hear it for silicon, isn’t technology a wonderful thing? Now, how does one put in a diplomatic suggestion to the partner. Any suggestions?…
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"My God, it's huge!!"
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How about...
"Look lass, I've got a few quid saved up so let's get your tits sorted!" -
you can learn a lot from Derren BrownOriginally posted by Swamp Thing
Coffee's for closersComment
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Buy her an experience voucher for her birthday.It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobiComment
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Mmm god I love your sisters t!ts... you could try that as a subtle suggestion?Comment
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Buy her some really big bra's !
It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobiComment
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I prefer a small CremBule to large bowl of custard."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Take up with the old work acquaintanceComment
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Just mention over dinner how great you think Pamela Andersons tits are compared to hers.Call the cops
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Casualy mention in passing that her tits seem to be hanging lower than when you met her, swiftly followed by a pencil test and a swift "see".
That should do the trick, though it may hurt and the taps may stop for a while.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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