Breast implants

[MobileCheese]

For my sin's I once met a young lady who turned out to have had a boob job. I did not rate them at all they werent natural to the touch and to be honest did put my off. I couldnt get the fact they were just bags of water out my head. I would take a really bad pair for me to prefer a false pair over the.m
I would put up with though if it was a confidence thing for the lady.

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[BoredBloke]

"Anyone ever had a dick extension"

Often - but it then goes back to its normal size

[foritisme]

Drop her and go and get someone with a fantastic natural pair - someone like Chloe Vernier (do a google, though the best results will not be safe for work )

[oraclesmith]

Take up with the old work acquaintance

Better still, when you get home say 'I bumped into <insert name> the other day in the bar. She was wearing one of those low cut black dresses that used to look so good on you. Anyway we had a long chat and she's doing very well for herself - and to top it all she looks fantastic too. Had a breast enlargement apparently. They've done a really good job, they feel really natural and yet you can't see the join'

It'll go one of two ways.

[wonderwaif]

Why bother getting them implanted? Just buy a pair and carry them round with you, that way you can cop a feel whenever you like.

Wonderwaif in 'get it where you can' mode

[The Lone Gunman]

Casualy mention in passing that her tits seem to be hanging lower than when you met her, swiftly followed by a pencil test and a swift "see".

That should do the trick, though it may hurt and the taps may stop for a while.

[freakydancer]

Just mention over dinner how great you think Pamela Andersons tits are compared to hers.

[jenever]

Take up with the old work acquaintance

[Paddy]

I prefer a small CremBule to large bowl of custard.

[oraclesmith]

Buy her some really big bra's !

[Jawz]

Mmm god I love your sisters t!ts... you could try that as a subtle suggestion?

[oraclesmith]

Buy her an experience voucher for her birthday.

[Spacecadet]

So I’m in a busy bar on Saturday, and I see a work acquaintance from many many moons ago. She was wearing a low-cut blouse showing a tremendously tasteful pair of augmented hooters. Not too OTT in a silly Anna-Nicole (RIP) kind of way, just full-bodied and realistic. I accidentally brushed past her later on (elbows, not hands), this exchange demonstrating to me that said hooters felt very realistic. Let’s hear it for silicon, isn’t technology a wonderful thing? Now, how does one put in a diplomatic suggestion to the partner. Any suggestions?…

you can learn a lot from Derren Brown

[Churchill]

How about...

"Look lass, I've got a few quid saved up so let's get your tits sorted!"

[Swamp Thing]

So I’m in a busy bar on Saturday, and I see a work acquaintance from many many moons ago. She was wearing a low-cut blouse showing a tremendously tasteful pair of augmented hooters. Not too OTT in a silly Anna-Nicole (RIP) kind of way, just full-bodied and realistic. I accidentally brushed past her later on (elbows, not hands), this exchange demonstrating to me that said hooters felt very realistic. Let’s hear it for silicon, isn’t technology a wonderful thing? Now, how does one put in a diplomatic suggestion to the partner. Any suggestions?…