Breast implants

[Swamp Thing]

So I’m in a busy bar on Saturday, and I see a work acquaintance from many many moons ago. She was wearing a low-cut blouse showing a tremendously tasteful pair of augmented hooters. Not too OTT in a silly Anna-Nicole (RIP) kind of way, just full-bodied and realistic. I accidentally brushed past her later on (elbows, not hands), this exchange demonstrating to me that said hooters felt very realistic. Let’s hear it for silicon, isn’t technology a wonderful thing? Now, how does one put in a diplomatic suggestion to the partner. Any suggestions?…

 

[Churchill]

How about...

"Look lass, I've got a few quid saved up so let's get your tits sorted!"

 

[Spacecadet]

So I’m in a busy bar on Saturday, and I see a work acquaintance from many many moons ago. She was wearing a low-cut blouse showing a tremendously tasteful pair of augmented hooters. Not too OTT in a silly Anna-Nicole (RIP) kind of way, just full-bodied and realistic. I accidentally brushed past her later on (elbows, not hands), this exchange demonstrating to me that said hooters felt very realistic. Let’s hear it for silicon, isn’t technology a wonderful thing? Now, how does one put in a diplomatic suggestion to the partner. Any suggestions?…

you can learn a lot from Derren Brown

 

[oraclesmith]

Buy her an experience voucher for her birthday.

 

[Jawz]

Mmm god I love your sisters t!ts... you could try that as a subtle suggestion?

 

[oraclesmith]

Buy her some really big bra's !

 

[Paddy]

I prefer a small CremBule to large bowl of custard.

 

[jenever]

Take up with the old work acquaintance

 

[freakydancer]

Just mention over dinner how great you think Pamela Andersons tits are compared to hers.

 

[The Lone Gunman]

Casualy mention in passing that her tits seem to be hanging lower than when you met her, swiftly followed by a pencil test and a swift "see".

That should do the trick, though it may hurt and the taps may stop for a while.